This Wednesday Panzani will have offered us a legendary performance. Joel Embiid literally unseated Orlando single-handedly. A 50/12 on 23 shots, Wilt Chamberlain is not dead ladies and gentlemen!
The little box score that goes well, it’s over here!
Chauuuud le Jojo, hot hot hot chocolate! Here are the exclusive lyrics for Chantal Goya’s next sound, probably impressed by Joel Embiid’s monstrous performance. The guy simply slammed 50 points, 12 rebounds and 3 blocks in 27 f*cking minutes. Well, on the other hand the percentages are slammed… We are obviously kidding! On 23 shots (only), he put 17 this barjo, a word that will soon be written barjojo. We knew that the Cameroonian and his Sixers were in pretty good shape at the moment, 9 wins out of the last 11 games with an Embiid in 32/10/4, but here we are on a different type of performance since the gentleman simply matched his career-high. This evening, it was Father Joel with the distribution of baskets and footwork Olajuwonesque to admire without moderation. On the other hand, for our Floridian friends, it was the bogeyman opposite. Obviously not wise enough this year, the Orlando players have seen a big guy not let them have fun until the end since the pivot decided to kill all suspense in the 3rd quarter. You’re there, you lead by 10 points at the break, you’re good in it and there’s the other bugger who decides to fuck you 20 pawns in the quarter for a 47-23 over 12 minutes. Joel plants a big 3 to reach 47 points, the crowd rises, the guy flexes a little and goes to sit down since the game is over. The evening could have ended there, but it would have been a shame. He comes back two short minutes to score three points on the line and complete his best career game, with the bonus of the fastest 50/10 in history. MONS-TRU-THEY!
Joel Embiid had 50 points and 12 rebounds in 27:03.
That’s the fewest minutes played in a 50-point, 10-rebound game in the shot-clock era (since 1954-55).
h/t @EliasSports pic.twitter.com/qk4fROCWtT
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) January 20, 2022
Despite this card, the evening could have turned out badly on the Philly side sincein the first half, the best pivot on the ground was named Mo Bamba. The giant notably offered a heat stroke to which no one was ready. His stats when he returned to the locker room? 28 points at 10/13 to shoot including 7/8 behind the arc! Seeing the colossus shoot like Steph Curry is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. He too had his best game of his career tonight with his 32 points. We witnessed a mind-blowing duel between the two pivots for 24 minutes before the Sixer set the record straight. The logic is finally respected!
Plus Wednesday Panzani as match you die. On the one hand we have a Joel Embiid who put Philadelphia on his back, on the other Mo Bamba who does Dirk Nowitzki… In short, it was nimp’ but we saw a completely legendary Cameroonian and that, that doesn’t has no price.
