– Will the Lakers miss the play-in tournament? And if so, how many interviews Anthony Davis will he then give to explain that without his injury in the 1st round last year, that of this season, the melting of the ice, the contamination of Buitoni pizzas and Kinder Surprise, the sinking of the Erika, the Edict of Nantes and the fall of the Berlin Wall, the story would have been different and the Lakers champions three times in a row?
– Can the Lakers mathematically still qualify and play for the title behind? We asked our witch doctor about it and he assured us that the Angelenos wouldn’t win a basketball game again until LeBron and Melo bought the Mook #9 on the year 2003 and read the great articles that are consecrated to them therein.
– Who will finish top scorer in the league between LeBron James (30.3), Joel Embiid (30.2) and Giannis Antetokounmpo (30.1)? Remember, LeBron must play at least two games out of the last four to be eligible. Spoiler alert: he will.
– Will someone dare to denounce the Blazers, who purposely invent fictitious players to fill their boxscores since they decided to tank? As long as the guys call each other Brandon Williams Where Reggie Perryit’s ok, but if tomorrow a smart guy has fun placing A. Nalsex, M. Penadas Where U. Continuethe huge joke to win a lottery-pick will be in jeopardy.
The Portland vs. San Antonio line-up:
– Donovan Mitchell will he finish the season with a greater average of assists for the opponent on turnovers, than assists for Rudy Gobert ? Because yes, for the moment, it is, with 3 TO per game against 2 assists for the Frenchman every night… In fact, when Mitchell was telling everyone that he had buried the ax of war with Rudy, he swore inwardly on the honor of his ancestors that he was going to take revenge until the end of time, right? It’s very possible that the day after Rudy’s dumpling with the mics, Mitchell got a tattoo of something like that. “Revenge is a dish served cold” Where “FFF : Fuck the French Forwards”which he will emerge when explaining his Machiavellian plan to discredit his partner in the NBA…
Donovan Mitchell – Rudy Gobert, the stat that sums up a malaise
– Karl-Anthony Towns and will the Wolves regret being so disrespectful and mocking with the Lakers and Russell Westbrook specifically ? There is a scenario in which Los Angeles qualifies hard and finds Minnesota in a play-off. And there, be careful, because LeBron has an elephant’s memory…
– Who from Charlotte, Atlanta or Cleveland will finish 9th or 10th and curse fate for falling on the Nets during the play-in tournament? And if it’s Atlanta, Kevin Durant will he be lenient with his former teammate Timothé Luwawu-Cabarrot, while KD seems to have become a fetishist with an obsession for kicking French ass in the NBA as he explains so well himself?
– Luka Doncic admitted to playing songs in his head to avoid freaking out on the referees. But what if an opponent misses at that time for the mindfucker with a song even more annoying than the arbitration decision in question? Like “Papa Penguin” or “Anissa”? Doncic has been so strong for a few weeks with Dallas that nothing should be forbidden to try to slow him down a little …
– By the way, who will finish 3rd in the West between Golden State and Dallas? Between facing Utah and Denver at the moment T, there is still a big difference and a clear interest in getting your hands out of the shorts in the last games…
– Who will take the first tomar of Ja Morant in the teeth for his return? The guy is on edge, he sees his friends winning all their NBA games without him since his injury. In the place of the opposing defenders, we would avoid getting between him and the circle when he has finished his convalescence.
– Will the announcement of the winner of the MVP cause a scandal? But above all, before wondering in which cities to install future expansion franchises, would it not be better to first decide where to build the mental asylum that will welcome all those who have not put Nikola Jokic on the podium “because denver are not on the podium in the west”?
– And Evan Mobley no longer plays until the end of the regular, which of Scottie Barnes or of Cade Cunningham steal the Rookie of the Year trophy? As for the All-Rookie Teams, we hope in any case that the NBA does not forget Herb Jones. He is a good basketball player, of course. But it is above all a guy in his early twenties who bears the name of a jazzman from the 50s. And that is class.
– After criticizing him for his posture on the vaccine, his Big Balls Dance and his hypocrisy, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will he go into high gear to piss off LeBron James and make him ponder in his quest for the all-time scoring record? We feel that the venerable KAJ has a few moody drafts on his blog, titled “Why LeBron is responsible for the war in Ukraine”, “LeBron, that child eater” Where “LeBron deserves jail time for bringing Space Jam: Next Legacy to life”.
– The French OKC lobby, with its three players (Théo Maledon, Jaylen Hoard and Olivier Sarr) succeed in imposing “La Marseillaise” in place of “Star Spangled Banner” before the Thunder’s last home game? Or renaming the Thunder “The Oklahoma City Thunder”? Even Mark Daigneault, the coach, has a name that sounds more Berry than Californian, it’s a sign…
– Seeing that the Pelicans are finally not so rotten today and that they have a chance to go to the NBA play-in and playoffs, Zion Williamson will he suddenly be able to play again?
– Giannis Antetokounmpo will he succeed in finally releasing a Daron joke that we can translate comprehensively into French?
– Who from Orlando or Detroit will end up bottom of the NBA this season? Both teams have the same record at the moment. We still want Killian Hayes to proudly represent France, but even more the FFLose and pocket the bet with the Pistons …
