It’s not by listening to or watching Laporta that you realise how desperate Barça’s situation is, no. It’s by listening to Víctor Font that you come to the conclusion that the Barça crisis is of an abysmal depth, unfathomable, indeterminate and endless, infinite, a black hole without a bottom. Because, after all, Laporta became Barça president by lying, but Font saying things like “we have nothing to envy Real Madrid” is enough to make you look at yourself. Oh no? You have nothing to envy Real Madrid? This is like the scene from Life of Brian: “They have bled us dry and, in return, what have the Romans given us?”… “The aqueduct,” says one. “And the sewerage,” says another. “And the roads,” says the third. “Irrigation,” “health,” “education”… “And wine,” says another. “And the public toilets”… And then the leader of the opposition says: “OK, but apart from the sewage system, healthcare, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads and public toilets, what have the Romans done for us?” And another says: “They have given us peace.” So when Font says that Barça has nothing to envy Madrid, I suppose he will be leaving aside the Champions League, the League, the Spanish Super Cup, a healthy economy, a new stadium that is the envy of the world and the fact that they have been able to afford, for example, the luxury of signing Mbappé. And, in addition to all that, what would Barça have to envy Madrid? Yes sir, that is precisely it, the social peace that the culés lack.
Font has appeared before the media to take stock of the season. Balance? He? Font of course has every right to come out and talk about Barça, Kierkegaard or the blue of the sky, but Font is nothing more than a partner who ran for office and lost them. And, by the way, he lost them with the same method as Laporta, that is, by hiding the truth, since he also promised that Messi would continue when everyone knew at that point that the club had a debt of more than 1.2 billion euros. . This Font is Mariano Rajoy 2.0. He says that he is not contemplating a motion of censure and then says that however he does not rule it out. Does He contemplate Her then? Don’t you contemplate it? Because not contemplating it but not ruling it out is the same as saying that you are going to go to a place returning from it, right?
There are three things that Font agrees with Laporta on, however: he hopes Barça does well, he is very happy with La Masia and he wishes Flick the best. But can you be any weaker? And, for the rest, generalities: that we have to manage well, that we have to professionalise the club, that we have to change direction… Nothing that I couldn’t say myself. Manage well, how? Professionalise who? What direction should we take? Where to? And with whom? If I were Laporta I would be calmer than a figure eight with this cheap opposition. And for a Real Madrid fan, the calm is double. At the head of Barça there is a kamikaze and the kamikaze’s opposition is weaker than the blue and white we played with when we were kids. And all this without saying that the direction that Barça has to take is the one that Madrid took in 2000. By saying that, Victor Font, the terror of Barcelona, is not going to lose votes that he does not have after winning a motion of censure that he is not going to call… or maybe he will. He forgot to talk about the sweets, really. What a pity, really.
2024-06-27 18:38:15
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