There is a problem when the Federal Army Guards Music plays the federal anthem on the national holiday this Saturday at the traditional wreath-laying ceremony at the Vienna Hofburg and one or two people around them quietly sing along to the lyrics. And no, it’s not the daughters who made it into the text in 2012, with the well-known consequences: the vocal melody jerks because the “big daughters and sons” can’t be squeezed into the meter so easily. And a culture war broke out, in which no one apart from Andreas Gabalier wants to take part anymore.