Here’s what could happen if Canada becomes a U.S. state

Earlier this week, we learned that Trump would not like to see Canada become the 51st American state.

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He jokingly suggested this idea to Justin Trudeau, telling him he could be governor.

It pushed us to imagine what this alternate reality might look like.

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1. We will sing the American national anthem in French before the Montreal American games
2. We would finally know how much it costs to go to the hospital
3. We could have our guns at the Ste-Tite Western Festival
4. We could no longer call McGill “the Harvard of Canada”
5. The phrase would become “We, the Americans, kept it quiet”
6. When we don’t make our stops, we could call it a domestic stop
7. We would all become really bad at geography
8. The Anglos of Quebec would continue to say that they are a minority
9. We would think even less of the King of England
10. The World Series of Baseball would now feature teams from one country rather than two
11. We would finally have all kinds of Mountain Dew
12. The 3rd link from Quebec could be called the Bill-Clinton bridge
13. The expression “our neighbors to the south” would now refer to Mexico
14. Quebec would now like to separate from two entities
15. We would have two Thanksgivings
16. We would be a state before Puerto Rico
17. Everyone would come to have an abortion in the State of Canada
18. We would get back a paper dollar