TrashTalk Award – S04 E08: Kevin Porter Jr. Installs AC in Washington and Asks Wizards Fans to Shut It Up

The NBA is never the last to bring its share of verbal protrusions of all kinds between its various protagonists. And inevitably, count on us to identify them as often as possible, because without being too first degree, we are fond of these muscular duels. So, who do you think is the biggest mouth of the moment?

The previous edition of the TrashTalk Award was won by Jordan Nwora and his imitation of Niska.

Candidate # 1: Kevin Porter Jr. orders the Wizards public to close their pie box

We didn’t necessarily leave Kevin Porter Jr. in the best of moods. He fell out with John Lucas, a Rockets assistant who nevertheless has a role as a mentor to the fiery young point guard, even trying to throw an object in his face tah JR Smith and his bowl of soup at Cavs training . Then he picked up his crate in the Toyota Center parking lot and drove home at halftime of the game between his team and the Nuggets. In his defense, he is not the only one to have screwed up the boxing since Christian Wood, meanwhile, flatly refused to come into play during the second half. It is clear that it may have put KPJ’s neurons right side up, at least for now…

To be forgiven, the former Cavaliers simply offered a game-winner to his team on a big, lethal step-back as it should be. There’s worse as a gift to be forgiven for a confusion, but Kevin Porter Jr. did not stop there. Once the string was pierced and the air conditioning installed in Washington, he was careful to turn to the public in the capital and ask them to be quiet. On the other hand, we will pass over in silence the gap of the American commentator, concerning KPJ’s father, really, it’s better for everyone…

Candidate #2: While Tobias Harris asks his own audience… to whistle him?

On the side of Tobias Harris and the Sixers, it’s not quite the same atmosphere. The interior of the Sixers is having a slightly more complicated season in terms of address, but still remains a fairly regular and consistent player. Except that it no longer suits the public of the city of brotherly love, who somewhat heckled their player after a missed 3-point shot in transition. Boos descended from the bays of the Wells Fargo Center and Tobi did not let it go.

“Don’t fucking applaud me! »

Tobias Harris doesn’t want those people who only cheer when it suits them, and let the team and the players down when times get tough. Either he wants cheering every game or he doesn’t want it at all. We obviously understand the frustration of the former Bucks, Magic, Pistons or even Clippers, who cannot develop his game as well as before, but Philly fans probably have his salary in sight. 33 million dollars this season to swing anvils against the board, that actually makes him the highest paid worker in the world. Since his interview with TrashTalk, Tobias Harris became Jeff Green, the “TT Curse” is powerful.

Candidate # 3: the confusion between Devin Booker and the mascot of the Toronto Raptors

It was hot between the Suns and the Raptors, but ultimately, it was Devin Booker’s teammates who snatched victory in Canada. D-Book sealed the success of his free throws, but the latter had to release a somewhat cumbersome mascot. Indeed, The Raptor was constantly agitated to distract the recent NBA finalist when he was on the repair line, Armani came out of his hinges and asked to remove the mascot from his field of vision. Mission accomplished.

The Raptor found himself in the corner, as if punished, all he needed was the dunce cap and you got the perfect dunce. And meanwhile, Devin Booker was able to finish the job to allow the Suns to win 99 to 95. But not happy to have snatched the W, he had to chamber his evening rival a little by putting his kneeling pose and punished in a Twitter profile picture, The Raptor responded by also changing his profile picture to a picture confusing the Sun, all’s well that ends well between the two. Until Benny The Bull arrives.

“Can someone ask this dinosaur to move?” I almost didn’t get my shot from midfield on the first try. »

Candidate # 4: Russell Westbrook, voted the coldest player of the game between Kings and Lakers

The season of Russell Westbrook, under the jersey of the Lakers and in his hometown is not necessarily what the Brodie hoped for. For the moment, the Pourpre et Or are barely 7th in the West despite a bling bling recruitment on paper. Russ struggles to shoot, but at least many houses and apartments have been built since. Facing the Kings a few days ago, the point guard particularly shit himself, delivering 8 points at 2/14 on shots and 0/5 from Hollywood. His 12 rebounds and 6 assists do nothing to hide his hideous percentages, and it is not those who manage the sound system and the giant screens of the Golden 1 Center who will say the opposite.

“The coldest player in the game is: Russell Westbrook”

“Cold as ice” is a way to indicate the temperature of Russ’ shots against the Kings, with each miss, it’s this music “Cold as Ice” by Foreigner that echoed in the lair of the Kings. However, Westbrook saved his face by in turn trolling the Kings when it was pointed out to him that this music played on each of his cinder blocks.

“That’s cute, I hope they’ve had that for the past 14 years too.” But they’re right, I don’t take a fucking shot”

Moreover, the NBA has asked DJs in Sacramento not to play this music to confuse opponents. After sanctioning Cade Cunningham with a technical foul for pointing the finger at his clan at the edge of the field after a dunk. Welcome to Care Bears.

Candidate #5: Boston TV’s focus on Zion Williamson with a funny ad

We don’t know where Boston TV gets its minions, but what we do know about them is that they have the easy punchline. After dressing up Russell Westbrook and Joel Embiid for the winter, they have now decided to tackle Zion Williamson. The interior has still not played a single minute this season, and his overweight continues to threaten the rest of his career, to the point that it is already starting to release mixtapes of him in the past tense. Worrying when you’re only 21. Discover the focus that Boston TV has decided to make.

The very short career of the first choice of the 2019 Draft traced with an ad to lose weight? In Boston, we happily took the plunge, no subtlety, only frontal. After all, why make it complicated when you can make it simple?

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